this mother fucker is the voice of nemo
shit i think i want to fuck nemo
nemo had a tiny fin
Fucking Nemo coming to theaters soon.
Nemo was on Supernatural
how tHE FUCK DOES THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM HAVE A GIF EVEN FOR FUCKING NEMO WTF I QUIT
I hate to say this but the Supernatural fandom runs tumblr
That we do.
They engulf you…I’m not even part of the fandom really and half my blog is their fandom.
i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time
if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
i think i just found my senior quote
my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard
how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”
or the short answer…yes.
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
do you know how difficult it is to feel secure in your looks and personality and overall self when absolutely no one has ever shown any interest in you whatsoever like yeah you shouldn’t base all of your self-confidence on other people but still there’s like always that irritating little voice inside of you that tells you that you’ve never been worth a second glance or getting to know for anyone and you can try to ignore it all you want but it’s still there
*logs in to tumblr*
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
a bicycle can’t stand on its own bc its two tired
Are you fucking serious
no he died in the 5th book
what happened to this post
Harry Potter Fandom.
When you put the tip in and she already moanin.
I don’t know where I thought this post was going…but that is not where I thought this post was going.
SOMEONE MADE THIS POST BETTER
WOW I DIDN’T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
dying or maybe already dead